ON sister dearest

happy birthday to my sissy!

she thinks getting older is a bummer, but i think it's a privilege.

she also thinks i'm pretty crazy, but seems to love me anyway.

and i'm slowly turning her into me (don't tell her, okay?)

by teaching her about bad food things to avoid

& turning her into a rescue pet mama (hi marlon brando!)

she hasn't noticed yet, but this may tip her off.. hm.

i'll have to re-think my plan, i suppose.

happy birthday, sister dear.

you're pretty weird, too, but i love you anyway.